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Does Karita Know? by Speedfisters

Does Karita Know? RAPHICSMAN, SCROLLTEXT BY JOHNNY SCROLLT - - HELLO SPEEDLOVERS! DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW THAT YOU'RE CHILLING WITH SPEEDFISTERS? NO? OK THEN! - ONCE AGAIN, FROM THE DEEPEST SPOT IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN JUNGLE, DEMOMAN IS BACK, TOGETHER WITH MUSICMAN AND A LITTLE COCAINE FROM MY FRIEND DR. SVERKER, BRINGING YOU THIS NEW SUPERB RELEASE JUST TO KEEP YOU INFORMED THAT I AM KING OF THE SCENE. THE YEAR IS 1967 AND I'M SPEEDCODING IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF COMMODORE, WAY BEFORE YOU ASSWANKERS EVEN HEARD OF THIS PLATFORM. DEMO MADE FOR GEEKMEET PI, HELD 2-4 JUNE, 2006 IN GOTHENBURG, SWEDEN. FUCK YOU ALL. CREDITS FOR THIS RELEASE: CODING BY DEMOMAN, MUSIC BY MUSICMAN, GRAPHICS BY GRAPHICSMAN, SCROLLTEXT BY JOHNNY SCROLLTEXT AND BOOZING BY KAJ RICHRDSSON, GIRLFRIENDMAN & RANDOM PEOPLE AT GEEKMET. FUCKINGS: TITAN, GEEKMEET, DOPE, MEGAHAWKS, ULTRALAME, SPEEDHEILERS, SPEEDPREACHERS & - PSYKAD OF JEHOVAS. GREETINGS: NONE. WHEN I FISTED MY EYES YESTERDAY, DUE TO LACK OF COCAINE IN MY HEAD, I REMEMBERED A STORY FROM MY CHILDHOOD ABOUT MAKING FLOWERPOTS. IN AFRICA, WE HAVE SEVERAL VILLAGES THAT DOES NOTHING BUT MAKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERPOTS FOR ALL OF YOU KRUKLOVERS. THEY ARE, OF COURSE, MADE OF 100 PERCENT - COCAINE. YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS IN NORRKOPING / SWEDEN, I MET KARITA AND TOOK HER HOME AGAIN. THAT'S WHEN I KNEW THAT I COULD DO ANYTHING WITH MY GREAT LOOKS. SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE JUST INVENTED A NEW EFFECT CALLED 3D. YES, ISN'T IT AWESOME? - IT LOOKS LIKE THAT LITTLE BOX IS ACTUALLY OUTSIDE OF YOUR TELEVISION, BUT IT ISN'T. AMAZING SHIT THESE SMALL DATAMACHINES CAN DO THESE DAYS. SO, MAYBE YOU'RE WONDERING HOW I INVENTED IT? - THE ANSWER, MY FRIEND, IS COCAINE. COCAINE IN THE MORNING & A COUPLE OF KRUKS WAS ALL I NEEDED TO REALIZE THAT PI = 3.0, THUS 3D GRAPHICS ON THIS MACHINE IS POSSIBLE. OK, SO NOW YOU'RE THINKING THAT I AM A GENIOUS, AND WELL, I AM, BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT COCAINE. COCAINE IS THE DRUG FOR OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS, WHICH THEY WILL USE TO MAKE ELITE DEMOS LIKE THIS ONE IN THE 21ST CENTURY. YES, I CAN SEE IT IN FRONT OF MY EYES RIGHT NOW, SINCE I'M STILL HIGH. SMALL CHILDREN AND KRUKOR WILL BE SITTING IN FRONT OF THEIR COMPUTERMACHINES, SNORTING AND SHARING COKE, MAKING DATAMUSIC AND WRITING EVIL SCROLLTEXTS WITH FUCKINGS, LOTS OF FUCKINGS! HM, THAT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING, IT'S TIME FOR MORE FUCKINGS: FUCKINGS TO KAJ RICHARDSSON FOR NOT SUPPLYING ME WITH ENOUGH BOOZE, FUCKINGS TO GEEKMEET FOR NOT ALLOWING ME TO BE DRUNK. THIS DOES, HOWEVER REMIND ME OF A PARTY THAT I VISITED 27 YEARS AGO. I THINK IT WAS CALLED SPEEDPARTY AND HELD IN JAMAICA. EVERYONE WAS HIGH ON COCAINE. SING HALLELULJAH. ERHM, FUCKINGS TO CYB FOR RESETING MY C64 WHILE WRITING SCROLLTEXT .. :( HE'S AN ASSWANKER. SO ANYWAYS, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH SOBER OVER HERE AND THAT SUCKS. IT REALLY SEEMS AS IF WE DRINK, WE WILL SCREW UP FOR THE ORGANIZERS AND WE WOULND'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. BUT WE'RE GONNA DRINK ANYWAY. SING HALLELULJAH. DR DEMOMAN IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON A GREAT PLAN TO SMUGGLE ALCOHOL INSIDE THIS PLACE, SO STAY TUNED! WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HOW ABOUT DISCUSSING THE GREAT EFFECTS OF BEING CONTANTLY HIGH ON COCAINE. THE ONLY THING BAD ABOUT COCAINE IS THAT IT COSTS MONEY, BUT THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME SINCE MY GOOD FRIEND DR SVERKER HAS HIS OWN COCAINE FACTORY HERE IN SLATBAKEN. SO, WHENEVER I FEEL LOST, I JUST GO THERE. LAST WEEKEND WHEN I WAS BOOZING IN MY CAR, I MET A STRANGE FELLOW FROM THE DEMOGROUP CANDELA CALLED MATRICKS. I FOLLOWED HIM HOME TO HIS PLACE AND HE HAD TONS OF BOOZE. I EVEN SHARED SOME CRACK WITH HIM AND HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT. I THINK IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE CAN INTRODUCE THESE KIND OF DRUGS TO PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM ADDICTED, CAUSE IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD OUT THERE, MAN! I THINK THAT CHILDREN SHOULD BE FED WITH COCAINE IN THEIR SUPPER IN SCHOOL, CAUSE IT WOULD MAKE THEM ABLE TO THINK BETTER IN SCHOOL. HELLO SPEEDLOVERS, GETTING SOBER OVER HERE AFTER YESTERDAY'S BOOZING ACTION. YEAH, WE MANAGED TO GET SOME BOOZE INTO OURSELVES AFTER ALL, THANKS TO SOME MOTORCYCLE CLUB, SOMEWHERE .. FUCKINGS TO FORGETTING THE FANTA AND TO ORBITER FOR HAVING TO WORK TODAY. SO, MAYBE YOU HAVE WONDERED HOW I CAN BE SO EXTREMELY GOOD AT DRINKING ALCOHOL? I DON'T WANT TO BRAG, BUT IT'S MAINLY CAUSE OF THE COCAINE THAT I SNORTED THIS MORNING. AS I USUALLY SAY, 20KG KOKS PER DAY KEEPS DR SVERKER AWAY. I HAVE NOW COME TO THE PART WHERE I THINK SOME MORE FUCKINGS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE, SINCE WE BOOZED AWAY A BIG AND IMPORTANT PART OF OUR SCROLLTEXT YESTERDAY. IF YOU'RE WONDERING, DEMOMAN IS ON THE KEYS. FUCKINGS TO BOOZING SCROLLTEXT AWAY, FORGETTING FANTA, SLEEPING IN MALMOBILEN, KAJ RICHARDSSON, KARITA, SONIA LAGERWALL, DJ SPRITFISTER, DR SVERKER, P4RADOX, ASSWANKERS, ASSFISTERS AND ASSLAMERS. SOME REALLY SERIOUS FUCKINGS TO DOCKAN. YOU KNOW WHY. IF NOT, WAIT UNTIL THIS WONDERFUL TEXT SHOWS UP AGAIN, CAUSE IT'S GONNA WRAP! .. IN AN HOUR OR SO .. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I, DEMOMAN, IS GOD. YOU WILL WORSHIP THE SPEEDFISTERS ART POSSE! - FUCK OFF. FUCKINGS TO SONDERLING FOR NOT SHARING KOKS. NOW THAT I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR A SO LONG TIME I REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD IN THE DEEP JUNGLE OF AFRICA. MY FIRST YEAR OF LIFE I WAS SOBER, BUT THAT CAME TO CHANGE WHEN A FAIRY CAME TO ME AND GAVE ME SOME COCAINE. THAT WAS MY FIRST MEMORY, AND THAT'S WHY COCAINE IS SO IMPORTANT FOR MY PERSONALITY AND MY DEMOING. AFTER FIVE YEARS OF DOING COCAINE, I TRIED THE LEGAL DRUG OF ALKOHOL. BOOZE IS A DIFFRENT KIND OF DRUG AND THATS WHY I HAD TO WAIT A FEW YEARS BEFORE TRYING. BOOZE IS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE AND HAVE HELPED ME THROUGH MANY DIFFICULT TIMES. IF YOU MIX BOOZE WITH COCAINE YOU GET HIGH. VERY HIGH. AT TWELWE YEARS OF AGE I HAD A LOT EXPERIENCE OF DRUGGING SO I NEEDED SOMETHING ELSE. THATS WHEN I BEGAN TO DO DEMOS, IN CAVES WITH MY OWN BLOOD. BUT IMAGES IS NOT ALL, I NEEDED SOMETHING ELSE AS WELL. ONE DAY AS I WALKED IN THE WOODS, PICKING MUSHROOMS, I MET A STRANGE PERSON WHO REMINDEND ME OF THE FAIRY OF MY CHILDHOOD. I KNOCKED HIM DOWN, IN THE EYE. IT WAS MUSICMAN. THAT'S THE MOMENT WHERE WE FOUNDED THE DEMOGROUP OF SPEEDFISTERS. SO, TWENTY NINE YEARS LATER OF ABUSING ALL DRUGS IN THE WORLD, I SOBERED UP AND REALIZED THAT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING NEW TO STAY FRESH. SOMETHING BRILLIANT, DIFFERENT, CLEVER AND REFRESHING ... I HAD TO MIX COCAINE AND HEROIN FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE. AND SO I DID. ME AND MUSICMAN INJECTED THE TWO SUBSTANCES INTO OUR ANAL COCKS AND STARTED SPEEDCODING THE BEST DEMO EVER. FOR 7 YEARS, WE CODED AND MADE MUSIC. IT WAS THE BEST DEMO EVER. BUT THEN I MESSED UP WHILE MIXING HEROIN AND COCAINE AND INJECTED A BIT TOO MUCH HEROIN, WHICH LEAD TO THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR DEMO. SO, NOW WE HAVE BEEN CODING ON A NEW DEMO FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS AND WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE IT SOON, SO STAY TUNED! - THE DEMO CONTAINS EVERYTHING. AFTER IT HAS BEEN RELEASED, NOONE ELSE ARE GOING TO MAKE DEMOS, CAUSE IT WILL BE SO GOOD. EVERYONE ELSE WILL REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO POINT OF MAKIN DEMOS, SINCE THIS DEMO IS THE DEMO OF DEMOS. THE FINAL DEMO. WHEN CODING THIS DEMO WE DECIDED TO BEGIN WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, THE SCROLLER. WE HAVE NOT YET FINISHED THIS FIRST PART. BUT THE SCROLLER IS GOING TO BE GREAT SO DON'T MISS IT. EVERY WORD IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. KIND OF. HI THIS IS CYB. IT IS FUN TO SEE A C=64 DEMO PARTICIPATING IN GEEKMEETS DEMO COMPETITION. I HOPE THAT WE WILL SEE MORE OF THIS IN THE FUTURE. DOEDSKNARK!!!!!11 IS COOLT AND GREETINGS TO OUR VISITOR FROM VASTERAS. FIST YOUR EYES. WEII -.- DET VAR LA ROLIGT DETTA DAAAAAA.. DATA DATA HAXX. TOGEHTER WIND WEEDTOWS MAKES WAY BETWEEN CARD-HOUSES OF FLINTA-STEAKS. THEIR LONG TENTACLES MADE OF SALTED DEEP-BASE ABSORBS ALL CHEESE CAKE WITHIN BUTTER DISTANCE. HMM ... I THINK IT'S GETTING TIME TO WRAP THIS NICE SCROLLER UP, BUT FIRST, A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED, THIS IS ONCE AGAIN DEMOMAN ON THE KEYS. SOME FUCKERS STOLE MY COMPUTER WHEN I WAS TOO HIGH AND WROTE SOME SHIT AND NOW I AM TOO FUCKED UP TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REMOVE THEIR ENTRIES. FUCKING SPEEDLAMERS. OK, THIS MIGHT NOT BE FROM MY CHILDHOOD, BUT IT IS STILL A STORY. WHEN I WAS IN MY YOUNG FIFTIES, I TRAVELLED TO THE NETHERLANDS FROM AFRICA TO SETTLE DOWN AND GROW SOME WEED. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD SOME PROBLEMS GROWING THE WEED, SO I HAD TO INJECT SOME HEROIN INTO IT. IT WAS ONCE AGAIN A WINNING CONCEPT, JUST LIKE THOSE SPEEDBALLS I EARLIER INVENTED. WEE SC00BY AT THE KEYBOARD: NANANANANANANA BATMAN. TORIS MAMMA AR SNALL, MJE MJE MJE. HAR FOLJER BERATTELSEN OM POJKEN SOM FODDES UPP I BROOKLYN... DET VAR EN GANG EN POJKE SOM VAXTE UPP I BROOKLYN. EN GANG NAR HAN VAR 7 AR GAMMAL SA AKTE HANS FAMILJ TILL AUSTRAILEN. I AUSTRALIEN SA GJORDE FAMILJEN VAD MAN NU GOR I AUSTRALIEN, OCH EN DAG SA AKTE DE PA EN FLODSAFARI. DAR SAG HAN DJUPT NER I VATTNET EN KROKODIL, OCH BLEV FRALST I KROKODOLER. DOM AKTE HEM IGEN OCH VAR KARE BROOKLYN-POJKE BLEV HELT INSNOAD I KROKODILER. HAN FICK EN KOMPLETT SAMLING MED ALLA CROCODILE DUNDEE-FILMER BL A, MEN PRECIS SOM ALLA BARNS INTRESSEN SA BLEV INTRESSET SVAGARE MED TIDEN OCH INOM LOPPET AV TVA AR SA HADE HAN HELT GLOMT BORT SIN KROKODIL-FETISH... MEN EN DAG NAR VAR KARE BROOKLYN-POJKE VAR 17 AR GAMMAL SA... FORTSATTNING FOLJER. HELLO HELLO. THIS IS WAR ON THE KEYS. SUCK MY ANAL COCK. DRUGS ARE GOOD. WEWY WEWY GOOD. GOBBLE GOBBLE. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE. OH MR PUMPKIN, YOU ARE SO BIG! SLAPPA.SWF <3. I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. LOL. FUCK THIS SHIT. DAMN! I PASSED OUT AGAIN. SOME FUCKING NIGGERS STOLE MY COMPUTER AND WROTE EVEN MORE SCROLLTEXT. I AM VERY ANGRY. IT'S PROBABLY TIME TO WRAPPELIWRAP THIS SCROLLR UP..... HERE IT GOES NOW, THANKS FOR THE PATIENCE. WRAP. - VERS! DOES YOUR MOT -

Fresh Dose by Speedfisters

Fresh Dose **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD" FRESH DOSE ",8,1: SEARCHING FOR FRESH DOSE LOADING READY. RUN - P - GVVWWWWWWXXXXXXY -

I Code With My Sunglasses At Night by Speedfisters

I Code With My Sunglasses At Night TONIGHT I SHED MY TEARS ON THE KEYBOARD.... TONIGHT I TAKE MY REVENGE ON THE SCROLLTEXTS.... TONIGHT I FILL MY BRAIN BEER AND LET THE CODE FADE AWAY TONIGHT MY FINGERS WILL BLEED AND I WILL FILL YOUR WOMEN WITH MY DEMO SEED... TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOUR FLOPPIES TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT TONIGHT I CODE WITH SUNGLASSES ...AT NIGHT.. - WELCOME, MY FELLOW SPEEDLOVER, TO THE ENDING OF SPEEDFISTERS' SECOND C64 DEMO CALLED "I CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT", ORIGINALLY RELEASED AT DEADLINE HARAKIRI 2006, HELD 3-5 MARCH IN KTH, STOCKHOLM. SO, YOU ATTENDED THE PARTY BUT NEVER SAW THIS SCROLLER ON THE BISCREEN? SORRY, I SORT OF MESSED UP AND HANDED IN THE WRONG FILE. FUCKINGS TO DEADLINE FOR NOT ALLOWING US TO BE DRUNK, EVEN THOUGH I'VE HEARD RUMOURS WHISPERING THAT THIS WILL CHANGE NEXT YEAR. LUCKILY, I PREFER COCAINE, WAS ACCEPTED BY THE ORGANIZERS. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT ALREADY, THE DEMO IS ABOUT MYSELF, DEMOMAN, AND MY STRUGGLE THROUGH THESE TOUGH DAYS IN THE SCENE. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT LAME ASSFISTERS SUCH AS SVENZZON ARE DEMOMAN, HOWEVER, THAT'S A LIE. I AM DEMOMAN AND NOONE ELSE. SO, SPEAKING OF LAME, FUCK OFF. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HERE COMES SOME MORE FUCKINGS: - TITAN, REBELS (THEY'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL OF ASSWANKING), CRO, THE SPEEDHEILERS ART POSSE FOR HAVING TOO MUCH METH AND FOR NOT GIVING ME ACCESS TO THE AFRICAN METHLAB. NORWEGIAN METH SUCKS! GREETINGS FLY OUT TO THE NICE PEOPLE AT DEADLINE, THE NOT SO NICE PEOPLE AT DEADLINE AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WERE DRUNK! - RESPECT TO YOU! MORE GREETINGS WILL LAND ON TOP OF COREY HEART FOR MAKING COOL MUSIC AND IN THE ASSES OF ALL JUMALAUTA MEMBERS. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF HOW INCREDIBLY SEXY THESE NICE SUNGLASSES ARE? GRAPHICSMAN MADE THEM, AS WELL AS THE REST OF THE GRAPHICS IN THIS DEMO. THE USUAL CODING WAS PERFORMED BY ME, MOSTLY SPEEDCODING AT THE PARTY (WHICH I REGRET) AND THIS MARVELOUS PIECE OF MUSIC WAS MADE BY NO OTHER THAN MUSICMAN! - LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET. OR MAYBE TWO.. YES, TWO. FIRST SECRET: - ONE DAY I SNUCK UP BEHIND DR SVERKER WHILE HE WAS MAKING A CRACKTRO AND STOLE HIS KEYS TO THE NORWEGIAN METHLAB. WHILE I WAS INSIDE, I FOUND ABOUT 900KG OF COCAINE, OF WHICH I GAVE AROUND 20KG TO MUSICMAN FOR THE INSPIRATION HE NEEDED TO FINISH HIS CONTRIBUTION FOR THE DEADLINE MUSIC COMPO. HE PLACED THIRD, BTW. SECOND SECRET: THE PICTURE AFTER THE FIRST POEM IN THIS DEMO IS A CONVERTED PHOTO OF MYSELF! - THAT'S RIGHT, DEMOMAN! I KNOW, I LOOK GOOD. ONE DAY WHEN I WAS IN NORRKOPING, SWEDEN, DOING SOME GREAT COCAINE TOGETHER WITH MUSICMAN, I MET KARITA AND TOOK HER HOME. THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I COULD DO ANYTHING WITH MY GREAT LOOKS. SO, I'M ABOUT TO WRAP THIS BABY UP. HAVE FUN AND SEE YOU ALL LATER! - SPEEDFISTERS SIGNS OFF. - MAYBE I HAVENT BEEN THE NICEST GUY AROUND... MAYBE ALL OF MY DEMOS ARENT TOPPING THE CHARTS... BUT STILL I TRIED TO BE A NICE AND FRIENDLY GUY EVEN THOUGH YOU ALL REJECTED MY MOST AMBITIOUS ATTEMPTS THEREFORE I CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES .. AT NIGHT... - THERE WASNT REALLY ANYTHING THAT I COULD SAY OR DO DIDNT MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED TO BECOME ONE OF YOU YOU HAD ALREADY MADE UP YOUR MIND ABOUT HOW YOU WANTED THINGS TO BE I WOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN FIGURING THE ONLY WAY FOR ME WAS TO CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES .. AT NIGHT... - - !IIIIIIIIIIIII"# - TONIGHT I SHED MY TEARS ON THE KEYBOARD.... TONIGHT I TAKE MY REVENGE ON THE SCROLLTEXTS.... TONIGHT I FILL MY BRAIN BEER AND LET THE CODE FADE AWAY TONIGHT MY FINGERS WILL BLEED AND I WILL FILL YOUR WOMEN WITH MY DEMO SEED... TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOUR FLOPPIES TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT TONIGHT I CODE WITH SUNGLASSES ...AT NIGHT.. - - ADGJGMPRVXVZ] "#PRVXVZ -

I Code with My Sunglasses at Night [Compo Version] by Speedfisters

I Code with My Sunglasses at Night [Compo Version] TONIGHT I SHED MY TEARS ON THE KEYBOARD.... TONIGHT I TAKE MY REVENGE ON THE SCROLLTEXTS.... TONIGHT I FILL MY BRAIN BEER AND LET THE CODE FADE AWAY TONIGHT MY FINGERS WILL BLEED AND I WILL FILL YOUR WOMEN WITH MY DEMO SEED... TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOUR FLOPPIES TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT TONIGHT I CODE WITH SUNGLASSES ...AT NIGHT.. - WELCOME, MY FELLOW SPEEDLOVER, TO THE ENDING OF SPEEDFISTERS' SECOND C64 DEMO CALLED "I CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT", ORIGINALLY RELEASED AT DEADLINE HARAKIRI 2006, HELD 3-5 MARCH IN KTH, STOCKHOLM. SO, YOU ATTENDED THE PARTY BUT NEVER SAW THIS SCROLLER ON THE BISCREEN? SORRY, I SORT OF MESSED UP AND HANDED IN THE WRONG FILE. FUCKINGS TO DEADLINE FOR NOT ALLOWING US TO BE DRUNK, EVEN THOUGH I'VE HEARD RUMOURS WHISPERING THAT THIS WILL CHANGE NEXT YEAR. LUCKILY, I PREFER COCAINE, WAS ACCEPTED BY THE ORGANIZERS. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT ALREADY, THE DEMO IS ABOUT MYSELF, DEMOMAN, AND MY STRUGGLE THROUGH THESE TOUGH DAYS IN THE SCENE. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT LAME ASSFISTERS SUCH AS SVENZZON ARE DEMOMAN, HOWEVER, THAT'S A LIE. I AM DEMOMAN AND NOONE ELSE. SO, SPEAKING OF LAME, FUCK OFF. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HERE COMES SOME MORE FUCKINGS: - TITAN, REBELS (THEY'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL OF ASSWANKING), CRO, THE SPEEDHEILERS ART POSSE FOR HAVING TOO MUCH METH AND FOR NOT GIVING ME ACCESS TO THE AFRICAN METHLAB. NORWEGIAN METH SUCKS! GREETINGS FLY OUT TO THE NICE PEOPLE AT DEADLINE, THE NOT SO NICE PEOPLE AT DEADLINE AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WERE DRUNK! - RESPECT TO YOU! MORE GREETINGS WILL LAND ON TOP OF COREY HEART FOR MAKING COOL MUSIC AND IN THE ASSES OF ALL JUMALAUTA MEMBERS. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF HOW INCREDIBLY SEXY THESE NICE SUNGLASSES ARE? GRAPHICSMAN MADE THEM, AS WELL AS THE REST OF THE GRAPHICS IN THIS DEMO. THE USUAL CODING WAS PERFORMED BY ME, MOSTLY SPEEDCODING AT THE PARTY (WHICH I REGRET) AND THIS MARVELOUS PIECE OF MUSIC WAS MADE BY NO OTHER THAN MUSICMAN! - LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET. OR MAYBE TWO.. YES, TWO. FIRST SECRET: - ONE DAY I SNUCK UP BEHIND DR SVERKER WHILE HE WAS MAKING A CRACKTRO AND STOLE HIS KEYS TO THE NORWEGIAN METHLAB. WHILE I WAS INSIDE, I FOUND ABOUT 900KG OF COCAINE, OF WHICH I GAVE AROUND 20KG TO MUSICMAN FOR THE INSPIRATION HE NEEDED TO FINISH HIS CONTRIBUTION FOR THE DEADLINE MUSIC COMPO. HE PLACED THIRD, BTW. SECOND SECRET: THE PICTURE AFTER THE FIRST POEM IN THIS DEMO IS A CONVERTED PHOTO OF MYSELF! - THAT'S RIGHT, DEMOMAN! I KNOW, I LOOK GOOD. ONE DAY WHEN I WAS IN NORRKOPING, SWEDEN, DOING SOME GREAT COCAINE TOGETHER WITH MUSICMAN, I MET KARITA AND TOOK HER HOME. THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I COULD DO ANYTHING WITH MY GREAT LOOKS. SO, I'M ABOUT TO WRAP THIS BABY UP. HAVE FUN AND SEE YOU ALL LATER! - SPEEDFISTERS SIGNS OFF. - MAYBE I HAVENT BEEN THE NICEST GUY AROUND... MAYBE ALL OF MY DEMOS ARENT TOPPING THE CHARTS... BUT STILL I TRIED TO BE A NICE AND FRIENDLY GUY EVEN THOUGH YOU ALL REJECTED MY MOST AMBITIOUS ATTEMPTS THEREFORE I CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES .. AT NIGHT... - THERE WASNT REALLY ANYTHING THAT I COULD SAY OR DO DIDNT MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED TO BECOME ONE OF YOU YOU HAD ALREADY MADE UP YOUR MIND ABOUT HOW YOU WANTED THINGS TO BE I WOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN FIGURING THE ONLY WAY FOR ME WAS TO CODE WITH MY SUNGLASSES .. AT NIGHT... - - !IIIIIIIIIIIII"# - TONIGHT I SHED MY TEARS ON THE KEYBOARD.... TONIGHT I TAKE MY REVENGE ON THE SCROLLTEXTS.... TONIGHT I FILL MY BRAIN BEER AND LET THE CODE FADE AWAY TONIGHT MY FINGERS WILL BLEED AND I WILL FILL YOUR WOMEN WITH MY DEMO SEED... TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOUR FLOPPIES TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT TONIGHT I CODE WITH SUNGLASSES ...AT NIGHT.. - - ADGJGMPRVXVZ] "#PRVXVZ -

Prepare for Domination by Speedfisters

Prepare for Domination OUT OF COKE... YOU THOUGHT I COULDN - - HELLO SPEEDLOVERS! THE OH SO MIGHTY DEMOMAN IS BACK IN THE HOUE... YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M KING OF THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!! THE YEAR IS CURRENTL 1981 AND I'M DOING SOME REALLY GOOD COCAINE IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF COMMODORE! CHILLING WITH SPEEDFISTERS IS WHAT I TELL YOU, CHILLIN WITH THE FISTLOVERS. AS YOU ALL KNOW, MY GOOD FRIEND DR SVERKER OF SPEEDHEILRS HAS FOUNDED A NEW METHLAB IN NORWAY, TRONDHEIM! HE SENT ME A SAMPLE AND SWEET MOTHER OF SATAN, DID I GO TO HEAVEN OR WHAT!!! SHIT, I'M RUNNING OUT OF COKE... YOU THOUGHT I COULDNT CODE ON THIS ULTRACOOL PLATFORM BUT YOU WERE WRONG, SPEEDFISTING TECHNOLOGY IS EVERYWHERE... WE HAVE CODED STUFF FOR THIS SUCKER THE COMMODORE 64 AND NINTENDO DS, DON'T EVER DOUBT US. WE WILL CODE ON EVERY FISTINGMACHINE ON THE MARKET AS LONG AS WE CAN SNORT COCAINE AND SPEEDCODE.. ATLEAST FOR ANOTHER 7 YEARS. AND NOW THAT WE ARE ON OLD COMPUTERS I WILL LIKE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE ALSO DONE SOME STUFF ON THE AMIGA TOO, SURE WE GOT SOME EYECANCER, BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT! AS YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW WE LOVE IROKOS AND I HOPE HE IS STILL READING THIS NICE SCROLLER BECAUSE NOW COMES THE FUCKINGS.. AS USUAL FUCKINGS TO TITAN FOR WHATNOT? EVEN MORE FISTINGS TO PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT OR SPEEDRELEASES, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU CODE THAT FAST? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU CANT SPEEDCODE! FUCKINGS TO PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY CAN SPEEDCODE.. PEOPLE LIKE JML. FISTINGS TO KEWLERS FOR NOT BEING ON THE C64. GREETINGS TO HUJOWA AND MUMMYJAMMERS FOR BEING COOL ON THIS PLATFORM AND SNORTHING METH WITH ME IN SOME RANDOM KITCHEN. ANYWAY I LOVE PEOPLE WHO DO COCAINE.. YES. ANYWAY IM GETTING SOBER AGAIN SO IM OFF FOR SOME MORE COKE AND TO MEET WITH MY FRIEND MUSICMAN AT THE LOCAL SPEEDSTUDIO HERE IN AMSTERDAM.. ANYWAY CREDITS FOR THIS MASTERPIECE IS LIKE THIS: CODING BY PROF.DEMOMAN OF THE SPEEDFISTERS ARTPOSSE OF THE NETHERLANDS AND AFRICA! MUSIC BY THE INCREADABLE MUSICMAN OF ALL SPEEDGROUPS EVER. GRAPHICS BY DR.KEKKONEN AND MR.GOOGLE. AND DR.SVERKER WAS HERE FOR A WHILE AND SHOUTED THINGS LIKE THAT WE ALL ARE GONNA DIE IF WE DONT DO SOME OF HIS BAD ASS CRYSTAL METH. ANYWAY IT'S TIME TO WRAP BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF SPEED AND COCAINE. WRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. -

Sthlm Beermeet 1 by Speedfisters

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Sthlm Beermeet 1 by Speedfisters

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